Oh y’all.

The PPP loans that were created to help small businesses survive covid were snapped up so fast that most small companies didn’t get one.

But the “Church” (?) of $cientology did. To the tune of $350,000.

Did Danny Masterson’s pending rape trial really hit them that hard in the cash flow?

Also, the Vice article with Thandie Newton is amazing. John Woo choosing to “not speak English” in order to avoid Tom Cruise is me with everything 2020 so far.